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		<title>2-Kings: The Post Mortem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings: What was it all about? Well, it was about the same stuff as 1-Kings.  It went sort of like this. In such and such a year, this person, son of so and so, whose mother&#8217;s was name something else, became the local despot. He was a bad boy and so God/Yahweh hated him and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 25: How to survive a siege: &#8220;Bring out your dead!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 25 of 25 In the first second of the second minute of the third hour of the fourth day of the fifth month of the sixth year, I want to give thanks to any and all mythical deities for ensuring that 2-Kings came to an end before I died of boredom and/or over-facepalming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 24: No recyclables here. Just useless trash.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 10:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 24 of 25 1 In his days Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came up, and Jehoiakim became his servant three years: then he turned and rebelled against him. Zzzzzzzzzzz 2 Yahweh sent against him bands of the Chaldeans, and bands of the Syrians, and bands of the Moabites, and bands of the children of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 23: It was God that killed Dumbledore, not Prof. Snape.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 23 of 25 1 The king sent, and they gathered to him all the elders of Judah and of Jerusalem. 2 The king went up to the house of Yahweh, and all the men of Judah and all the inhabitants of Jerusalem with him, and the priests, and the prophets, and all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 22: God admits to comitting Evil. News at Eleven!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 22 of 25 1 Josiah was eight years old when he began to reign; and he reigned thirty-one years in Jerusalem: and his mother’s name was Jedidah the daughter of Adaiah of Bozkath. Same shit, different names. 2 He did that which was right in the eyes of Yahweh, and walked in all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 21: Oooooh, Tingly Ears!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 21 of 25 1 Manasseh was twelve years old when he began to reign; and he reigned fifty-five years in Jerusalem: and his mother’s name was Hephzibah. 2 He did that which was evil in the sight of Yahweh, after the abominations of the nations whom Yahweh cast out before the children of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 20: Oh deary me! Sob, sob, sob!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 20 of 25 1 In those days was Hezekiah sick to death. Isaiah the prophet the son of Amoz came to him, and said to him, “Thus says Yahweh, ‘Set your house in order; for you shall die, and not live.’” As opposed to dying AND living?  2 Then he turned his face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 19: It doesn&#8217;t matter how much good you do, it&#8217;s never enough for God!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 10:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 19 of 25 1 It happened, when king Hezekiah heard it, that he tore his clothes, and covered himself with sackcloth, and went into the house of Yahweh. 2 He sent Eliakim, who was over the household, and Shebna the scribe, and the elders of the priests, covered with sackcloth, to Isaiah the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 18: Getting ready for war!  Yet again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 18 of 25 1 Now it happened in the third year of Hoshea son of Elah king of Israel, that Hezekiah the son of Ahaz king of Judah began to reign. Are we really going to have to go through the whole &#8216;this guy started at this time and did this right and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2-Kings 17: All powerful god?  Don&#8217;t make me laugh!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 10:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2-Kings Part 17 of 25 1 In the twelfth year of Ahaz king of Judah, Hoshea the son of Elah began to reign in Samaria over Israel for nine years. One king is much the same as another with this lot. 2 He did that which was evil in the sight of Yahweh, yet not [...]]]></description>
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