Dictionary of Woo
House of Woo – Church/Temple/Synagogue etc
Little Book of Woo – The Bible/Koran/Torah etc
Woo – religion
Wooffended – which is what all wooists will all get if they read this blog!!!!
WooFighting – Battling against the forces of Woo
Woofrock – what the woo rapists wear.
Woohat – what the chief wooist wears.
Wooification – Any wooists justification of crimes against humanity committed by god or his followers in the The Little Book of Woo. It also applies to raping virgins, incest and anything else that a wooist may justify, like hating gays and tripe of that nature.
Wooify – Any statement or set of statements that turn science into creationism. Now stop wooifying my science!
Wooism(s) – That long list of bible quotes you get from a wooist after debunking woo
Wooist – theist/deist/believer
WooMan – god
Woomongering – preaching/praying
Wooplonk – a mug of pretend blood.
Woosign – two bits of wood nailed together.
Woowafer – a bit of pretend corpse.
Woowater – what they sprinkle on their new recruits, also known as ‘Liquid Stupid’.
Woowish – an attempt to get something done without making any personal effort.
WooWoman – godess
WooWorld – that world within which you can’t enter till shutting down half your brain.
If you have any more, please let me know and I’ll continue to add them to this post.