Psalm 70: Vote 1. Mickey Mouse for Supreme Deity.
Psalms Part 70 of 150
For the Chief Musician. By David. A reminder.
1 Hurry, God, to deliver me.
Come quickly to help me, Yahweh.
A reminder? God is forgetful too?
2 Let them be disappointed and confounded who seek my soul.
Let those who desire my ruin be turned back in disgrace.
3 Let them be turned because of their shame
Who say, “Aha! Aha!”
What is wrong with saying “Aha! Aha!”?
4 Let all those who seek you rejoice and be glad in you.
Let those who love your salvation continually say,
“Let God be exalted!”
I really don’t get why you would want to exalt a misogynistic, genocidal, torturer of children.
5 But I am poor and needy.
Come to me quickly, God.
You are my help and my deliverer.
Yahweh, don’t delay.
I tell you what. Start worshiping Micky Mouse. We have pictures of him. We have movies of him. We know what he sounds like. There is more written about him directly than there is in the bible. Last but not least, he has done more good for humanity than your repulsive Gawd ever has. Think about it.