Psalm 73: Weak minds stacked on Imaginary Friends stacked on an Idiotic Book!
Psalms Part 73 of 150
A Psalm by Asaph.
1 Surely God is good to Israel,
to those who are pure in heart.
Why only them?
2 But as for me, my feet were almost gone.
My steps had nearly slipped.
3 For I was envious of the arrogant,
when I saw the prosperity of the wicked.
4 For there are no struggles in their death,
but their strength is firm.
What would make anyone think that the wicked don’ t have struggles? This is the kind of idiotic thinking that has Christians hating atheists these days. They make up all these nonsensical scenarios and go around telling everyone as if they were facts. They aren’t and it’s about time they were made to substantiate their claims.
5 They are free from burdens of men,
neither are they plagued like other men.
6 Therefore pride is like a chain around their neck.
Violence covers them like a garment.
Ad Nauseum crap.
7 Their eyes bulge with fat.
If this were true, then all wicked people would have been killed by now for looking different to righteous people. They wouldn’t have been able to help themselves.
Their minds pass the limits of conceit.
8 They scoff and speak with malice.
In arrogance, they threaten oppression.
9 They have set their mouth in the heavens.
Their tongue walks through the earth.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I’ve never seen so much bullshit as I have since reading this insane book.
10 Therefore their people return to them,
and they drink up waters of abundance.
11 They say, “How does God know?
Is there knowledge in the Most High?”
Well, no. There is no knowledge in that imaginary friend on yours. He doesn’t exist, so can’t contain knowledge.
12 Behold, these are the wicked.
Being always at ease, they increase in riches.
13 Surely in vain I have cleansed my heart,
and washed my hands in innocence,
Surely by lying about decent people who just don’t happen to have the same delusion as you, then you are the bad person.
14 For all day long have I been plagued,
and punished every morning.
I wonder why?
15 If I had said, “I will speak thus”;
behold, I would have betrayed the generation of your children.
16 When I tried to understand this,
it was too painful for me;
Thinking can be hard for the delusional. You have to make a choice. Give up the delusion and begin to think for yourself or stop thinking and just go along being the moron you already are.
17 Until I entered God’s sanctuary,
and considered their latter end.
18 Surely you set them in slippery places.
You throw them down to destruction.
19 How they are suddenly destroyed!
They are completely swept away with terrors.
We all die the same way and there is no more. Again, you are making unfounded assertions.
20 As a dream when one wakes up,
so, Lord, when you awake, you will despise their fantasies.
Gawd sleeps? Why would he need sleep?
21 For my soul was grieved.
I was embittered in my heart.
22 I was so senseless and ignorant.
I was a brute beast before you.
Wouldn’t that make you undeserving of Gawd’s love?
23 Nevertheless, I am continually with you.
You have held my right hand.
Why would he do that if you weren’t a good person? Is he playing favourites again?
24 You will guide me with your counsel,
and afterward receive me to glory.
25 Whom do I have in heaven?
There is no one on earth whom I desire besides you.
26 My flesh and my heart fails,
Then you are weak of mind.
but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.
I hope you can hold your breath a long time then. 
27 For, behold, those who are far from you shall perish.
You have destroyed all those who are unfaithful to you.
We all perish. Get over it.
28 But it is good for me to come close to God.
I have made the Lord Yahweh my refuge,
that I may tell of all your works.
Please don’t. We’ve had enough of that already.