Psalm 99: 99 down, 51 to go. OMG!!!
Psalms Part 99 of 150
1 Yahweh reigns! Let the peoples tremble.
He sits enthroned among the cherubim.
Let the earth be moved.
If Gawd interfered with the movement of earth in even the smallest of ways it would shoot off out into the galaxy or end crashing into the sun. Gawd don’t do shit.
2 Yahweh is great in Zion.
He is high above all the peoples.
Mickey Mouse is king in Disneyland and he’s bigger than you too. So Ner!!!
3 Let them praise your great and awesome name.
He is Holy!
The only thing with holes is your logic.
4 The King’s strength also loves justice.
You do establish equity.
You execute justice and righteousness in Jacob.
If Gawd was real and cared about justice and equity, we wouldn’t have so many children starving to death each and every day.
5 Exalt Yahweh our God.
Worship at his footstool.
You’re his footstool moron.
He is Holy!
No he’s not.
6 Moses and Aaron were among his priests,
Samuel among those who call on his name;
they called on Yahweh, and he answered them.
No he didn’t.
7 He spoke to them in the pillar of cloud.
They kept his testimonies,
the statute that he gave them.
8 You answered them, Yahweh our God.
You are a God who forgave them,
although you took vengeance for their doings.
Forgiving and taking vengeance? Moron!
9 Exalt Yahweh, our God.
Worship at his holy hill,
for Yahweh, our God, is holy!
Get back on your meds! Really, you need them.