Psalm 111: Your tax dollars pay for this crap. Don’t you just love it?
Psalms Part 111 of 150
1 Praise Yah!
I will give thanks to Yahweh with my whole heart,
in the council of the upright, and in the congregation.
Blah, blah, don’t care.
2 Yahweh’s works are great,
pondered by all those who delight in them.
Rainbow chaser.
3 His work is honor and majesty.
His righteousness endures forever.
Underpants Gnomes.
4 He has caused his wonderful works to be remembered.
Yahweh is gracious and merciful.
Unicorns have horns.
5 He has given food to those who fear him.
He always remembers his covenant.
Teapots in space.
6 He has shown his people the power of his works,
in giving them the heritage of the nations.
Dragon in my garage.
7 The works of his hands are truth and justice.
All his precepts are sure.
Flying Spaghetti Monster in my cupboard.
8 They are established forever and ever.
They are done in truth and uprightness.
Politicians don’t lie.
9 He has sent redemption to his people.
He has ordained his covenant forever.
His name is holy and awesome!
Priests are trustworthy.
10 The fear of Yahweh is the beginning of wisdom.
All those who do his work have a good understanding.
His praise endures forever!
Don’t worry, as long as shit stinks, we’ll remember him.