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  • DistroMan 20:00 on September 24, 2011 Permalink
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    To have or not to have a future, religion is the problem! 

    There has been ongoing rhetoric from all levels of the Roman Catholic priesthood from the Pope on down over the last few years about how they are no worse than secular society.  They have said that there is just as much pedophilia outside the church as there is inside.  Well, for once I’m not going to argue with that point.  I’ll allow it to slide by in the interests of taking the argument one step further.

    What I’d like ask them is whether that argument applies to other areas in which they fall miserably short.  I know there are pedophiles, misogynists, bullies, homophobes, bigots, murderers, thieves, pimps, torturers, slavers etc. out there in society.  We hear about them nearly everyday, but what is most telling is that there are all these types within the Catholic Church itself.  How can this be true you ask?  How is easy.  Read your bible.  It allows for it.  No, it not only allows for it, it demands it.  It is as if they have gathered together the worst parts of humanity and called them ‘brother’.  This is a church of criminals of the worst kind.  Most people only hear about one or two reports and shake their heads as if it is just some kind of anomaly.  It beggars belief that so many outside the church fall for their line of being the moral compass for society when they continue to commit these crimes year after year and use excuses no ordinary person would ever dream of using in a court of law.  Catholics refuse to pull their heads out of their collective arses and see the church for what it is.

    No, I am not saying it is another mafia, or a guild of thieves, or a rape gang.  I’m saying it is all of these and more.  They have murdered, tortured, raped and thieved their way throughout history.  The megalomania is rife within this institution.  Power and wealth is what it is all about.  They want to own everything and have power over us all. Every single one of us.  When you give even the most cursory of glances over their blood soaked history you can see the evidence for yourself.

    As soon as Christianity became legal in the Roman Empire by imperial edict (315), more and more pagan temples were destroyed by Christians and pagan priests were killed. Between 315 and 6th century thousands of pagan believers were slain. Christian priests such as Mark of Arethusa or Cyril of Heliopolis were famous as “temple destroyers.”  Pagan services became punishable by death in 356.  Christian Emperor Theodosius (408-450) even had children executed, because they had been playing with remains of pagan statues.  For more read Crimes committed since the advent of the religion of peace!  It goes on and on.

    They have only been kept in check by secular society evolving out of the middle ages and taking some kind of control.  The problem is that the label ‘religion’ still carries with it some kind of inviolable immunity.  We still allow them to use the most feeble of excuses to commit some of the most horrendous of crimes.  Oh sure, we convict and jail some of them, but only after the church has recruited, trained and supported them for decades.  We cannot continue in this vein hoping that it will all go away and they will become what they purport to be.  They never were.  They aren’t and they never will be.  Why?  Because that is not what they want to be.  It never was.

    Just take a quick look at what christianity has done for Africa lately.  They are killing homosexuals.  They are accusing children of being witches and burning them to death.  Adults are being hacked to death because they don’t belong to a local church.  You think it only happened in the Middle Ages?  It’s happening now.  This very minute.

    Read a bible and see what Christianity was like two thousand years ago.  Read the link I gave you above for a short list of what has been happening up until recently.  Think back over what you know about recent history regarding the Church.  Actually think about it.  Then, just for the hell of it, ask yourself how many times during that long reign of terror, people said to themselves ‘Oh, but it is only an anomaly, it will go away!’  Has it?  No. It hasn’t and it never will if people keep thinking in this manner.

    It is about time the world at large woke up and smelled the putrefying undead corpse that is the Roman Catholic Church.  Getting at the priests one at a time will only ever allow them to continue the way they are now by ignoring us and our needs.  To stop this we need to behead the beast. And while I poke my stick at the Catholic Church, this applies to religion as a whole.  It’s time has past.  Long ago.

    Now the time has come for humanity to grow up, put away childish things and take charge of its future.  Or there might not be one.

     
  • DistroMan 20:00 on August 21, 2011 Permalink
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    Ezra 9: Step away from the children!!! 

    Ezra Part 9 of 10

    1 Now when these things were done, the princes drew near to me, saying, “The people of Israel, and the priests and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the peoples of the lands, following their abominations, even those of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.

    You didn’t expect everything to go the way you wanted it did you?  That isn’t the way the story was written.

    2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves and for their sons, so that the holy seed have mixed themselves with the peoples of the lands. Yes, the hand of the princes and rulers has been chief in this trespass.”

    The took ‘their daughters for themselves’ and ‘for their sons’?  Incest rears it’s ugly head again.  I know, I know. They’ll say they meant the daughters of the Israelites, but that is NOT what it says.  This damn book should be taken at it’s word and not stuffed around with.  That leaves way too much open to interpretation by priests and look where that has gotten us.  If we took it to mean exactly what it says, then we’d have tossed the whole frigging lot in the bin centuries ago.

    3 When I heard this thing, I tore my garment and my robe, and plucked off the hair of my head and of my beard, and sat down confounded.

    As we still do.  Nearly.  At least the confounded bit.  :)

    4 Then were assembled to me everyone who trembled at the words of the God of Israel, because of their trespass of the captivity; and I sat confounded until the evening offering.

    5 At the evening offering I arose up from my humiliation, even with my garment and my robe torn; and I fell on my knees, and spread out my hands to Yahweh my God;

    6 and I said, “My God, I am ashamed and blush to lift up my face to you, my God; for our iniquities have increased over our head, and our guiltiness has grown up to the heavens.

    And it happened right under your nose.  But will you be punished or will everyone?

    7 Since the days of our fathers we have been exceeding guilty to this day; and for our iniquities we, our kings, and our priests, have been delivered into the hand of the kings of the lands, to the sword, to captivity, to plunder, and to confusion of face, as it is this day.

    So have the people.

    8 Now for a little moment grace has been shown from Yahweh our God, to leave us a remnant to escape, and to give us a nail in his holy place, that our God may lighten our eyes, and give us a little reviving in our bondage.

    A nail in his ‘holy place’?  Painful to say the least.

    9 For we are bondservants; yet our God has not forsaken us in our bondage, but has extended loving kindness to us in the sight of the kings of Persia, to give us a reviving, to set up the house of our God, and to repair its ruins, and to give us a wall in Judah and in Jerusalem.

    How do you think things got that way?  God let it happen.  He sent the other kings against you.  That is not loving-kindness!

    10 ”Now, our God, what shall we say after this? For we have forsaken your commandments,

    What shall you say?  Um, how about this?

    Our father who throws darts from heaven,
    you have a really strange name.

    We are but your sheeple,
    with whom you play this game.

    Give us this day,
    some women with really big hips.

    But please, oh please,
    don’t cut off our dicks. Amen.

    11 which you have commanded by your servants the prophets, saying, ‘The land, to which you go to possess it, is an unclean land through the uncleanness of the peoples of the lands, through their abominations, which have filled it from one end to another with their filthiness.

    Whose fault is that dude?  You allowed them to do these things.  You gave them the ability.  You didn’t stop them or try to teach them the error of their ways.  You just let them sin and now you are probably going to shit on them like you always do.

    12 Now therefore don’t give your daughters to their sons, neither take their daughters to your sons, nor seek their peace or their prosperity forever; that you may be strong, and eat the good of the land, and leave it for an inheritance to your children forever.’

    13 ”After all that has come on us for our evil deeds, and for our great guilt, since you, our God, have punished us less than our iniquities deserve, and have given us such a remnant,

    Freaking hell.  What a crawler.

    14 shall we again break your commandments, and join in affinity with the peoples that do these abominations? Wouldn’t you be angry with us until you had consumed us, so that there should be no remnant, nor any to escape?

    How can you be sure?  He hasn’t stopped you up till now.  How do you know he doesn’t want you to continue?

    15 Yahweh, the God of Israel, you are righteous; for we are left a remnant that has escaped, as it is this day. Behold, we are before you in our guiltiness; for none can stand before you because of this.”

    Then don’t stand before him.  Turn around.  Show him your backs and live you lives the way you know you should.  Just as people have been doing all along with his help or lack of it.

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on July 17, 2011 Permalink
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    2-Chronicles 11: Nepotism is never lost on family. 

    2-Chronicles Part 11 of 36

    1 When Rehoboam had come to Jerusalem, he assembled the house of Judah and Benjamin, one hundred eighty thousand chosen men, who were warriors, to fight against Israel, to bring the kingdom again to Rehoboam.

    Go to war against your own people?

    2 But the word of Yahweh came to Shemaiah the man of God, saying,

    3 “Speak to Rehoboam the son of Solomon, king of Judah, and to all Israel in Judah and Benjamin, saying,

    4 ‘Thus says Yahweh, “You shall not go up, nor fight against your brothers! Return every man to his house; for this thing is of me.”’” So they listened to the words of Yahweh, and returned from going against Jeroboam.

    I suppose having an army that moves to the orders of a fictitious god would be really cool for a dictator.  Just tell them whatever you want and they follow because it came from god, no matter how ridiculous the order.

    5 Rehoboam lived in Jerusalem, and built cities for defense in Judah.

    6 He built Bethlehem, and Etam, and Tekoa,

    7 Beth Zur, and Soco, and Adullam,

    8 and Gath, and Mareshah, and Ziph,

    9 and Adoraim, and Lachish, and Azekah,

    10 and Zorah, and Aijalon, and Hebron, which are in Judah and in Benjamin, fortified cities.

    11 He fortified the strongholds, and put captains in them, and stores of food, and oil and wine.

    12 He put shields and spears in every city, and made them exceeding strong. Judah and Benjamin belonged to him.

    13 The priests and the Levites who were in all Israel resorted to him out of all their border.

    If God is so real, why does he allow all this to happen?  Why no put a stop to it and have them all live in peace?  What?  Did I just say that ‘again’?  :)

    14 For the Levites left their suburbs and their possession, and came to Judah and Jerusalem: for Jeroboam and his sons cast them off, that they should not execute the priest’s office to Yahweh;

    15 and he appointed him priests for the high places, and for the male goats, and for the calves which he had made.

    16 After them, out of all the tribes of Israel, such as set their hearts to seek Yahweh, the God of Israel, came to Jerusalem to sacrifice to Yahweh, the God of their fathers.

    Why not ‘their god’?

    17 So they strengthened the kingdom of Judah, and made Rehoboam the son of Solomon strong, three years; for they walked three years in the way of David and Solomon.

    18 Rehoboam took him a wife, Mahalath the daughter of Jerimoth the son of David, and of Abihail the daughter of Eliab the son of Jesse;

    Um, she is his cousin.  First cousin.

    19 and she bore him sons: Jeush, and Shemariah, and Zaham.

    20 After her he took Maacah the daughter of Absalom; and she bore him Abijah, and Attai, and Ziza, and Shelomith.

    21 Rehoboam loved Maacah the daughter of Absalom above all his wives and his concubines: (for he took eighteen wives, and sixty concubines, and became the father of twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters.)

    And God didn’t mind one bit.  Why?  It’s supposed to be wrong isn’t it?

    22 Rehoboam appointed Abijah the son of Maacah to be chief, the prince among his brothers; for he intended to make him king.

    Ah, a little bit of nepotism never hurt a family member.  :)

    23 He dealt wisely, and dispersed of all his sons throughout all the lands of Judah and Benjamin, to every fortified city: and he gave them food in abundance. He sought for them many wives.

    Wisely is right.  He did it so he had family everywhere looking after his interests.

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on April 8, 2011 Permalink
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    2-Samuel 14: How do you beat a murder rap? Kiss God’s Arse! – The Bible 

    2-Samuel: Part 14 of 24
    Absalom Returns to Jerusalem

    1 Joab son of Zeruiah knew that the king’s heart longed for Absalom.

    So he loved his son’s murderer.  Can’t blame him in one way as his son’s murderer is also his son.  But as the murdered son is also the same son that raped his own sister, it’s a bit of a mess.

    2 So Joab sent someone to Tekoa and had a wise woman brought from there. He said to her, “Pretend you are in mourning. Dress in mourning clothes, and don’t use any cosmetic lotions. Act like a woman who has spent many days grieving for the dead.

    3 Then go to the king and speak these words to him.” And Joab put the words in her mouth.

    Hiring someone to lie to the King?  Couldn’t that be treason?

    4 When the woman from Tekoa went to the king, she fell with her face to the ground to pay him honor, and she said, “Help me, Your Majesty!”

    5 The king asked her, “What is troubling you?”

    She said, “I am a widow; my husband is dead.

    6 I your servant had two sons. They got into a fight with each other in the field, and no one was there to separate them. One struck the other and killed him.

    7 Now the whole clan has risen up against your servant; they say, ‘Hand over the one who struck his brother down, so that we may put him to death for the life of his brother whom he killed; then we will get rid of the heir as well.’ They would put out the only burning coal I have left, leaving my husband neither name nor descendant on the face of the earth.”

    8 The king said to the woman, “Go home, and I will issue an order in your behalf.”

    9 But the woman from Tekoa said to him, “Let my lord the king pardon me and my family, and let the king and his throne be without guilt.”

    10 The king replied, “If anyone says anything to you, bring them to me, and they will not bother you again.”

    11 She said, “Then let the king invoke the LORD his God to prevent the avenger of blood from adding to the destruction, so that my son will not be destroyed.”

    “As surely as the LORD lives,” he said, “not one hair of your son’s head will fall to the ground.”

    12 Then the woman said, “Let your servant speak a word to my lord the king.”

    “Speak,” he replied.

    13 The woman said, “Why then have you devised a thing like this against the people of God? When the king says this, does he not convict himself, for the king has not brought back his banished son?

    14 Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But that is not what God desires; rather, he devises ways so that a banished person does not remain banished from him.

    That only applies to some.  Do him wrong and you’re likely to be dead before you know it’s happening.  God didn’t care about the incestuous rape or the murder.  So why should he care about Absalom?  Or is it that it’s alright if you are a believer?  Does being a believer or a King’s son give you a get out of jail free card?

    15 “And now I have come to say this to my lord the king because the people have made me afraid. Your servant thought, ‘I will speak to the king; perhaps he will grant his servant’s request.

    16 Perhaps the king will agree to deliver his servant from the hand of the man who is trying to cut off both me and my son from God’s inheritance.’

    There is no inheritance.  Only stolen land and goods.  That’s called your cut of the loot.

    17 “And now your servant says, ‘May the word of my lord the king secure my inheritance, for my lord the king is like an angel of God in discerning good and evil. May the LORD your God be with you.’”

    Killing people for no reason or when they were only trying to do good deeds does not make one an angel of God.  David is a murdering sack of shit.

    18 Then the king said to the woman, “Don’t keep from me the answer to what I am going to ask you.”

    “Let my lord the king speak,” the woman said.

    19 The king asked, “Isn’t the hand of Joab with you in all this?”

    The woman answered, “As surely as you live, my lord the king, no one can turn to the right or to the left from anything my lord the king says. Yes, it was your servant Joab who instructed me to do this and who put all these words into the mouth of your servant.

    The last time someone told the truth about trying to do the right thing they were summarily executed.

    20 Your servant Joab did this to change the present situation. My lord has wisdom like that of an angel of God—he knows everything that happens in the land.”

    But, as you are very good at sucking up to the King, you’ll probably get away with it.

    21 The king said to Joab, “Very well, I will do it. Go, bring back the young man Absalom.”

    22 Joab fell with his face to the ground to pay him honor, and he blessed the king. Joab said, “Today your servant knows that he has found favor in your eyes, my lord the king, because the king has granted his servant’s request.”

    23 Then Joab went to Geshur and brought Absalom back to Jerusalem.

    24 But the king said, “He must go to his own house; he must not see my face.” So Absalom went to his own house and did not see the face of the king.

    25 In all Israel there was not a man so highly praised for his handsome appearance as Absalom. From the top of his head to the sole of his foot there was no blemish in him.

    Except that he was a murderer.

    26 Whenever he cut the hair of his head—he used to cut his hair once a year because it became too heavy for him—he would weigh it, and its weight was two hundred shekels by the royal standard.

    What has that to do with anything?

    27 Three sons and a daughter were born to Absalom. His daughter’s name was Tamar, and she became a beautiful woman.

    28 Absalom lived two years in Jerusalem without seeing the king’s face.

    29 Then Absalom sent for Joab in order to send him to the king, but Joab refused to come to him. So he sent a second time, but he refused to come.

    30 Then he said to his servants, “Look, Joab’s field is next to mine, and he has barley there. Go and set it on fire.” So Absalom’s servants set the field on fire.

    31 Then Joab did go to Absalom’s house, and he said to him, “Why have your servants set my field on fire?”

    32 Absalom said to Joab, “Look, I sent word to you and said, ‘Come here so I can send you to the king to ask, “Why have I come from Geshur? It would be better for me if I were still there!”’ Now then, I want to see the king’s face, and if I am guilty of anything, let him put me to death.”

    You are guilty.  Of murder.

    33 So Joab went to the king and told him this. Then the king summoned Absalom, and he came in and bowed down with his face to the ground before the king. And the king kissed Absalom.

    Is there to be any punishment for murder?

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on April 7, 2011 Permalink
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    2-Samuel 13: Damn I’m horny! Where is my sister? – Bible Morals 

    2-Samuel: Part 13 of 24
    Amnon and Tamar

    1 In the course of time, Amnon son of David fell in love with Tamar, the beautiful sister of Absalom son of David.

    If Amnon and Absalom are both sons of David, then at best they are half brothers which makes Tamar Amnon’s half sister.

    2 Amnon became so obsessed with his sister Tamar that he made himself ill. She was a virgin, and it seemed impossible for him to do anything to her.

    One would think so, but this is the bible.

    3 Now Amnon had an adviser named Jonadab son of Shimeah, David’s brother. Jonadab was a very shrewd man.

    4 He asked Amnon, “Why do you, the king’s son, look so haggard morning after morning? Won’t you tell me?”

    Amnon said to him, “I’m in love with Tamar, my brother Absalom’s sister.”

    5 “Go to bed and pretend to be ill,” Jonadab said. “When your father comes to see you, say to him, ‘I would like my sister Tamar to come and give me something to eat. Let her prepare the food in my sight so I may watch her and then eat it from her hand.’”

    Planning on a little incest I take it.

    6 So Amnon lay down and pretended to be ill. When the king came to see him, Amnon said to him, “I would like my sister Tamar to come and make some special bread in my sight, so I may eat from her hand.”

    7 David sent word to Tamar at the palace: “Go to the house of your brother Amnon and prepare some food for him.”

    8 So Tamar went to the house of her brother Amnon, who was lying down. She took some dough, kneaded it, made the bread in his sight and baked it.

    9 Then she took the pan and served him the bread, but he refused to eat.

    “Send everyone out of here,” Amnon said. So everyone left him.

    10 Then Amnon said to Tamar, “Bring the food here into my bedroom so I may eat from your hand.” And Tamar took the bread she had prepared and brought it to her brother Amnon in his bedroom.

    11 But when she took it to him to eat, he grabbed her and said, “Come to bed with me, my sister.”

    Well, there ya go.  Amnon is an incestuous arsehole.

    12 “No, my brother!” she said to him. “Don’t force me! Such a thing should not be done in Israel! Don’t do this wicked thing.

    13 What about me? Where could I get rid of my disgrace? And what about you? You would be like one of the wicked fools in Israel. Please speak to the king; he will not keep me from being married to you.”

    So David would allow his son to marry his own sister?  Lovely book. NOT

    14 But he refused to listen to her, and since he was stronger than she, he raped her.

    The deed is done and not a word from God.

    15 Then Amnon hated her with intense hatred. In fact, he hated her more than he had loved her. Amnon said to her, “Get up and get out!”

    16 “No!” she said to him. “Sending me away would be a greater wrong than what you have already done to me.”

    But he refused to listen to her.

    17 He called his personal servant and said, “Get this woman out of my sight and bolt the door after her.”

    Sick bastard.  Trick her, use and abuse her and then toss her out.  Lovely morals this book has.

    18 So his servant put her out and bolted the door after her. She was wearing an ornate robe, for this was the kind of garment the virgin daughters of the king wore.

    19 Tamar put ashes on her head and tore the ornate robe she was wearing. She put her hands on her head and went away, weeping aloud as she went.

    20 Her brother Absalom said to her, “Has that Amnon, your brother, been with you? Be quiet for now, my sister; he is your brother. Don’t take this thing to heart.” And Tamar lived in her brother Absalom’s house, a desolate woman.

    21 When King David heard all this, he was furious.

    David may have been furious, but what did he do about it?

    22 And Absalom never said a word to Amnon, either good or bad; he hated Amnon because he had disgraced his sister Tamar.

    He didn’t do anything about it either.

    Absalom Kills Amnon

    23 Two years later, when Absalom’s sheepshearers were at Baal Hazor near the border of Ephraim, he invited all the king’s sons to come there.

    There ya go.  At least 2 years and nothing done.

    24 Absalom went to the king and said, “Your servant has had shearers come. Will the king and his attendants please join me?”

    25 “No, my son,” the king replied. “All of us should not go; we would only be a burden to you.” Although Absalom urged him, he still refused to go but gave him his blessing.

    26 Then Absalom said, “If not, please let my brother Amnon come with us.”

    The king asked him, “Why should he go with you?”

    27 But Absalom urged him, so he sent with him Amnon and the rest of the king’s sons.

    28 Absalom ordered his men, “Listen! When Amnon is in high spirits from drinking wine and I say to you, ‘Strike Amnon down,’ then kill him. Don’t be afraid. Haven’t I given you this order? Be strong and brave.”

    Yeah, just murder someone because he says so.  You really have to love this book.

    29 So Absalom’s men did to Amnon what Absalom had ordered. Then all the king’s sons got up, mounted their mules and fled.

    30 While they were on their way, the report came to David: “Absalom has struck down all the king’s sons; not one of them is left.”

    This is really cool.  The sons get up as soon as Amnon is killed and ride off, but David finds out before they can even get home?  How was that?

    31 The king stood up, tore his clothes and lay down on the ground; and all his attendants stood by with their clothes torn.

    32 But Jonadab son of Shimeah, David’s brother, said, “My lord should not think that they killed all the princes; only Amnon is dead. This has been Absalom’s express intention ever since the day Amnon raped his sister Tamar.

    33 My lord the king should not be concerned about the report that all the king’s sons are dead. Only Amnon is dead.”

    This tells me that Jonadab knew all about it and hid it from his King.  It’s a wonder David didn’t have him slaughtered on the spot.

    34 Meanwhile, Absalom had fled.

    Now the man standing watch looked up and saw many people on the road west of him, coming down the side of the hill. The watchman went and told the king, “I see men in the direction of Horonaim, on the side of the hill.”

    35 Jonadab said to the king, “See, the king’s sons have come; it has happened just as your servant said.”

    36 As he finished speaking, the king’s sons came in, wailing loudly. The king, too, and all his attendants wept very bitterly.

    Waaaa, waaaaaaaa, freaking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

    37 Absalom fled and went to Talmai son of Ammihud, the king of Geshur. But King David mourned many days for his son.

    38 After Absalom fled and went to Geshur, he stayed there three years.

    39 And King David longed to go to Absalom, for he was consoled concerning Amnon’s death.

    Longed to?  For what reason?  To kill him?  To kiss him?  To shake his hand?

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on December 20, 2010 Permalink
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    Deuteronomy 27: Do not be diddling the goats I tell you! 

    Deuteronomy: Part 27 of 34
    The Altar on Mount Ebal

    1 Moses and the elders of Israel commanded the people: “Keep all these commands that I give you today.

    2 When you have crossed the Jordan into the land the LORD your God is giving you, set up some large stones and coat them with plaster.

    3 Write on them all the words of this law when you have crossed over to enter the land the LORD your God is giving you, a land flowing with milk and honey, just as the LORD, the God of your ancestors, promised you.

    Blah, blah, blah.

    4 And when you have crossed the Jordan, set up these stones on Mount Ebal, as I command you today, and coat them with plaster.

    You just said that.  Get on with it.

    5 Build there an altar to the LORD your God, an altar of stones. Do not use any iron tool on them.

    Why no iron tools?

    6 Build the altar of the LORD your God with fieldstones and offer burnt offerings on it to the LORD your God.

    Take more innocent lives.

    7 Sacrifice fellowship offerings there, eating them and rejoicing in the presence of the LORD your God.

    8 And you shall write very clearly all the words of this law on these stones you have set up.”

    On plaster?  On stones?  Out in the open?

    Curses From Mount Ebal

    9 Then Moses and the Levitical priests said to all Israel, “Be silent, Israel, and listen! You have now become the people of the LORD your God.

    10 Obey the LORD your God and follow his commands and decrees that I give you today.”

    11 On the same day Moses commanded the people:

    12 When you have crossed the Jordan, these tribes shall stand on Mount Gerizim to bless the people: Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Joseph and Benjamin.

    13 And these tribes shall stand on Mount Ebal to pronounce curses: Reuben, Gad, Asher, Zebulun, Dan and Naphtali.

    14 The Levites shall recite to all the people of Israel in a loud voice:

    15 “Cursed is anyone who makes an idol—a thing detestable to the LORD, the work of skilled hands—and sets it up in secret.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Every church I’ve ever seen has idols of one kind or another.

    16 “Cursed is anyone who dishonors their father or mother.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Everyone dishonours their parents at one time or another.  Especially as children.  Get over it.

    17 “Cursed is anyone who moves their neighbor’s boundary stone.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    What if they move it in their favour?

    18 “Cursed is anyone who leads the blind astray on the road.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    I don’t think this is anything people need to be told is wrong.  It also won’t stop this from happening.

    19 “Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Old news.

    20 “Cursed is anyone who sleeps with his father’s wife, for he dishonors his father’s bed.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    I ask again, what if a girl sleeps with her mothers husband?  You don’t seem to want to cover that situation.

    21 “Cursed is anyone who has sexual relations with any animal.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Says God to the goatherders!

    22 “Cursed is anyone who sleeps with his sister, the daughter of his father or the daughter of his mother.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Above you say ‘sexual relations’ and here you say ‘sleeps with’.  Can you not be consistent or is it that they mean different things to you?

    23 “Cursed is anyone who sleeps with his mother-in-law.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Amen!

    24 “Cursed is anyone who kills their neighbor secretly.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    No, we’d do it in front of only one witness so we could get away with it.  That way we can’t be found guilty, but it wasn’t done in secret.  Just following your rules dude.   :)

    25 “Cursed is anyone who accepts a bribe to kill an innocent person.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Wouldn’t that be exactly what the Israelites did as they swept throughout the land killing everyone and taking their land because you promised it to them?

    26 “Cursed is anyone who does not uphold the words of this law by carrying them out.”
    Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

    Curse me then, because I refuse to follow you and your barbaric books of shit.

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on December 15, 2010 Permalink
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    Deuteronomy 22: Women! Worth nearly as much as a goat. 

    Deuteronomy: Part 22 of 34

    1 If you see your fellow Israelite’s ox or sheep straying, do not ignore it but be sure to take it back to its owner.

    Ok, so this section is about animals and their owners and who should do what.  Let’s see how this goes.  :)

    2 If they do not live near you or if you do not know who owns it, take it home with you and keep it until they come looking for it. Then give it back.

    One would think reporting it to the authorities would be the first thing to do.

    3 Do the same if you find their donkey or cloak or anything else they have lost. Do not ignore it.

    4 If you see your fellow Israelite’s donkey or ox fallen on the road, do not ignore it. Help the owner get it to its feet.

    5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.

    This is in with animals?  They had a strange idea of logic back then didn’t they!

    6 If you come across a bird’s nest beside the road, either in a tree or on the ground, and the mother is sitting on the young or on the eggs, do not take the mother with the young.

    Why take any of them at all?

    7 You may take the young, but be sure to let the mother go, so that it may go well with you and you may have a long life.

    More superstitious rubbish.

    8 When you build a new house, make a parapet around your roof so that you may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on your house if someone falls from the roof.

    That should be the guilt of stupidity for whoever was dumb enough to fall off.  Maybe this is where the modern day custom of blaming others for your own idiocies came from huh?

    9 Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard; if you do, not only the crops you plant but also the fruit of the vineyard will be defiled.

    Superstitious rubbish yet again.  Of course there probably are some plants you should plant with grapevines, but nothing that would cause your fruit to be defiled.

    10 Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together.

    Afraid they might get to like it?

    11 Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.

    Why not?

    12 Make tassels on the four corners of the cloak you wear.

    No, tassels just don’t suit me.  :)

    Marriage Violations

    13 If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her

    14 and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity,”

    15 then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin.

    And just how would they do that I wonder?

    16 Her father will say to the elders, “I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her.

    You ‘gave’ her like a piece of property, so don’t be surprised when others treat her the same way.  It might do everyone a lot of good to stop treating all humans like property and just as decent human beings who deserve respect.

    17 Now he has slandered her and said, ‘I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.’ But here is the proof of my daughter’s virginity.” Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town,

    That could be anything though.  Big business in fake virgin blood sheets going on even in modern day cities all around the world.  It is a barbaric act and to treat women like this is wrong.  The practice should be outlawed.

    18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him.

    19 They shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver and give them to the young woman’s father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives.

    Not very fair for her though.  She has to live her life out with someone who will most probably beat her because he was found guilty, fined and shamed in front of friends and family.

    20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found,

    Just because proof can’t be found doesn’t mean she wasn’t a virgin.

    21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.

    He gets fined a hundred shekels of silver and she gets stoned to death?  Where is the justice in that?

    22 If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die. You must purge the evil from Israel.

    Kill, kill, kill.  It’s all you seem to think about.  Who can we kill next?

    23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her,

    24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

    More barbaric killing.

    25 But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die.

    26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and murders a neighbor,

    How does the woman prove she was raped?  The man would not admit to it and she is not going to be believed.  There is no justice for women in this society.

    27 for the man found the young woman out in the country, and though the betrothed woman screamed, there was no one to rescue her.

    28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,

    29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

    She must marry her rapist and be paid like a prostitute?  Bloody lovely that is.  Morons.

    30 A man is not to marry his father’s wife; he must not dishonor his father’s bed.

    How about a girl marrying her mother’s husband?  Does that not dishonour the bed as well?

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on October 13, 2010 Permalink
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    Leviticus 24: Laws and Rituals of the Covenant 

    Leviticus: Part 24 of 27

    Oil and Bread Set Before the LORD

    1 The LORD said to Moses,

    G’day Bob.

    2 “Command the Israelites to bring you clear oil of pressed olives for the light so that the lamps may be kept burning continually.

    For an omnipotent god you sure don’t do much for anyone.  Always getting others to give, give, give.

    3 Outside the curtain of the Testimony in the Tent of Meeting, Aaron is to tend the lamps before the LORD from evening till morning, continually. This is to be a lasting ordinance for the generations to come.

    Considering that place doesn’t exist anymore, this bit is pretty well screwed.

    4 The lamps on the pure gold lampstand before the LORD must be tended continually.

    5 “Take fine flour and bake twelve loaves of bread, using two-tenths of an ephah for each loaf.

    On the lamps?

    6 Set them in two rows, six in each row, on the table of pure gold before the LORD.

    Why does a god have need of pure gold, meat, oil, grain etc?

    7 Along each row put some pure incense as a memorial portion to represent the bread and to be an offering made to the LORD by fire.

    8 This bread is to be set out before the LORD regularly, Sabbath after Sabbath, on behalf of the Israelites, as a lasting covenant.

    9 It belongs to Aaron and his sons, who are to eat it in a holy place, because it is a most holy part of their regular share of the offerings made to the LORD by fire.”

    Skimming the profits!  Or is that prophets?

    A Blasphemer Stoned

    10 Now the son of an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father went out among the Israelites, and a fight broke out in the camp between him and an Israelite.

    11 The son of the Israelite woman blasphemed the Name with a curse; so they brought him to Moses. (His mother’s name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri the Danite.)

    They are both sons of Israelite mothers, so which one are you talking about?

    12 They put him in custody until the will of the LORD should be made clear to them.

    How many lives have been lost in the name of God I wonder?

    13 Then the LORD said to Moses:

    Hey Bob?  Over here dude,  I have something to tell you.

    14 “Take the blasphemer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him.

    Then you’ve just admitted to being a childkiller.

    15 Say to the Israelites: ‘If anyone curses his God, he will be held responsible;

    I’d curse you if it would do any good, but as you are a myth, it would just be a waste of time.  But just for kicks.  Screw you bitch!  God sucks.  God is an arsehole!  God is a child killing, genocidal, incest loving freak.

    16 anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death.

    That’s coming one day whether I like it or not, so that is not much of a threat.

    17 ” ‘If anyone takes the life of a human being, he must be put to death.

    Then YOU should commit suicide.  You have taken many human lives.

    18 Anyone who takes the life of someone’s animal must make restitution—life for life.

    You’ve done more of that than anyone else, so die you bastard!

    19 If anyone injures his neighbor, whatever he has done must be done to him:

    You have caused more injuries to peoples neighbours on this planet than any single group of people, so again, die you bastard!

    20 fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured.

    I’d pay to see that happen to you.

    21 Whoever kills an animal must make restitution, but whoever kills a man must be put to death.

    Before it was life for life when someone killed an animal.  You changed it again.  Your word can’t be trusted.

    22 You are to have the same law for the alien and the native-born. I am the LORD your God.’ “

    No you’re not.  You are my enemy.  My arch nemesis.  If I had the power right now I would drive the memory of you from peoples minds and from history.

    23 Then Moses spoke to the Israelites, and they took the blasphemer outside the camp and stoned him. The Israelites did as the LORD commanded Moses.

    Sick, depraved bastards and that goes for your supporters.

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on October 9, 2010 Permalink
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    Leviticus 20: Laws and Rituals of the Covenant 

    Leviticus: Part 20 of 27

    Punishments for Sin

    1 The LORD said to Moses,

    Ho hum…

    2 “Say to the Israelites: ‘Any Israelite or any alien living in Israel who gives any of his children to Molech must be put to death. The people of the community are to stone him.

    That alone is reason enough not to follow this book or the god it purports to be the one true god.  This is atrocious behaviour and should not be tolerated by any so called civilised society.

    3 I will set my face against that man and I will cut him off from his people; for by giving his children to Molech, he has defiled my sanctuary and profaned my holy name.

    What he has done may be wrong, but no worse than giving a child to you.

    4 If the people of the community close their eyes when that man gives one of his children to Molech and they fail to put him to death,

    5 I will set my face against that man and his family and will cut off from their people both him and all who follow him in prostituting themselves to Molech.

    Wow, you really are a jealous bastard, aren’t you!

    6 ” ‘I will set my face against the person who turns to mediums and spiritists to prostitute himself by following them, and I will cut him off from his people.

    I know that the ancient Hebrew may be a strange language, but the translate something you would think it would be put into a decent, understandable form.  What are we to make of ‘set my face against’ ??  Yes, it kind of get it, but how are we to be sure?  This kind of rubbish is what leaves so much open to sloppy interpretation.

    7 ” ‘Consecrate yourselves and be holy, because I am the LORD your God.

    Consecrate this!

    8 Keep my decrees and follow them. I am the LORD, who makes you holy.

    You only make me disgusted.

    9 ” ‘If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother, and his blood will be on his own head.

    That is a rather convenient excuse. Can anyone imagine what would happen if you go into a court of law today and try to absolve yourself of a crime by saying ‘I warned them, so it’s their fault’ ??

    10 ” ‘If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

    Where are the reasons for these arbitrary laws?  I understand it is not a proper thing to do, but the death penalty is overdoing it. Typical of the god of the bible though.

    11 ” ‘If a man sleeps with his father’s wife, he has dishonored his father. Both the man and the woman must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

    Incest and punishable I would agree, but not death.

    12 ” ‘If a man sleeps with his daughter-in-law, both of them must be put to death. What they have done is a perversion; their blood will be on their own heads.

    Overkill, no pun intended.

    13 ” ‘If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

    This is not a sin and all this bloodshed is on your head.

    14 ” ‘If a man marries both a woman and her mother, it is wicked. Both he and they must be burned in the fire, so that no wickedness will be among you.

    You are one sick bastard!  Why does so much pain need to be inflicted?  I don’t agree with the death penalty at all, but you could have at least used a more humane way to kill people than stoning and burning them to death.

    15 ” ‘If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

    Even if I agreed with killing the man, which I don’t, why do you have to kill the animal?  It did nothing wrong.

    16 ” ‘If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

    What did the animal do that was wrong?

    17 ” ‘If a man marries his sister, the daughter of either his father or his mother, and they have sexual relations, it is a disgrace. They must be cut off before the eyes of their people. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible.

    When you say cut off, do you mean banished or killed?

    18 ” ‘If a man lies with a woman during her monthly period and has sexual relations with her, he has exposed the source of her flow, and she has also uncovered it. Both of them must be cut off from their people.

    You are pervert.  What happens between a man and a woman is none of your damned business.  It is none of the churches business.  It is nobody’s business but their own.

    19 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with the sister of either your mother or your father, for that would dishonor a close relative; both of you would be held responsible.

    Agreed.

    20 ” ‘If a man sleeps with his aunt, he has dishonored his uncle. They will be held responsible; they will die childless.

    You have a very unhealthy preoccupation with sex.

    21 ” ‘If a man marries his brother’s wife, it is an act of impurity; he has dishonored his brother. They will be childless.

    If the brother is out of the picture, there is no dishonour.

    22 ” ‘Keep all my decrees and laws and follow them, so that the land where I am bringing you to live may not vomit you out.

    It is you that makes me want to vomit.  Your book is sickening.

    23 You must not live according to the customs of the nations I am going to drive out before you. Because they did all these things, I abhorred them.

    You couldn’t have just given them the laws you wanted them to follow?  You just HAD to drive them out?

    24 But I said to you, “You will possess their land; I will give it to you as an inheritance, a land flowing with milk and honey.” I am the LORD your God, who has set you apart from the nations.

    You say it is ‘their’ land, but you take it from them.  That is stealing.  Putting one people above another is very, very wrong.  You are not a ‘just’ god at all.  You are a very unjust god.  You aren’t even a god.

    25 ” ‘You must therefore make a distinction between clean and unclean animals and between unclean and clean birds. Do not defile yourselves by any animal or bird or anything that moves along the ground—those which I have set apart as unclean for you.

    Why did you make unclean animals for in the first place?

    26 You are to be holy to me because I, the LORD, am holy, and I have set you apart from the nations to be my own.

    You may be a god to ‘your’ people, but you are the devil to everyone else with this behaviour.

    27 ” ‘A man or woman who is a medium or spiritist among you must be put to death. You are to stone them; their blood will be on their own heads.’ “

    And back to the killing.  There is no such thing as a medium or spiritist, only people pretending to have those powers.  They are as delusional as the people that believe you are real.  They deserve pity if they really believe it and punishment if they cause any kind of problem for others by their behaviour.

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  • DistroMan 20:00 on October 7, 2010 Permalink
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    Leviticus 18: Laws and Rituals of the Covenant 

    Leviticus: Part 18 of 27

    Unlawful Sexual Relations

    1 The LORD said to Moses,

    2 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God.

    Hold on!  If Moses says ‘I am the LORD your God‘ he’d be telling a lie!  Are you setting him up?  Hmmm?

    3 You must not do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices.

    So you are accusing Egyptians of doing what you are about to outlaw?

    4 You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.

    5 Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them will live by them. I am the LORD.

    6 ” ‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

    Plenty of other cultures already had this as a law/custom without having to have you tell them.  This isn’t anything new.

    7 ” ‘Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

    8 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

    Oh that’s right, we have to distinguish between mother and father’s wife don’t we, because you allow more than one sexual partner for men.

    9 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.

    10 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

    11 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.

    12 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

    13 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

    14 ” ‘Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

    15 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

    16 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

    17 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

    Ok, I was with you up till now.  You’re just taking all the fun out of it for me with this one.

    18 ” ‘Do not take your wife’s sister as a rival wife and have sexual relations with her while your wife is living.

    19 ” ‘Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.

    20 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor’s wife and defile yourself with her.

    21 ” ‘Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molech, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD.

    22 ” ‘Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.

    How do you know?  Hmmmm?  Also, you don’t prohibit a woman lying with a woman.  Is that permissible?

    23 ” ‘Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

    Man is an animal!

    24 ” ‘Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled.

    You made them in your image remember.  :)

    25 Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants.

    Not an image I wanted in my head thankyou.

    26 But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you must not do any of these detestable things,

    But it’s ok for those not living amongst them?  Is that what you’re saying?

    27 for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled.

    28 And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you.

    29 ” ‘Everyone who does any of these detestable things—such persons must be cut off from their people.

    30 Keep my requirements and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you came and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the LORD your God.’ “

    I have to pick you up on something.  Where is the rule/law forbidding sex with children?  Honestly, if having sex with a woman and her daughter is more of a problem to you than having sex with a child, then you are one very sick bastard.  There is no other interpretation to this.  I don’t care what your idiot followers might want to say, if you put the first one in, but leave the other out, it means something.  No wonder the church is so riddled with kiddy fiddlers.  YOU ALLOW IT!

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